Santa Clause is Jesus

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Santa Clause is Jesus

Postby eebamxela » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:59 am

Maybe... Just maybe..... Jesus came back already. He talked to all of the retail corporate executives about his second coming and how he didn't want anyone to know it was him. But the costume they gave him didn't really hide his features.....

Think about it.... Beard, red clothing (he's a hemophiliac), aged white hair, beer belly from partying with dad for 2000 years, can see you when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, parents pass the story down to their kids from their parents, promises reward for good behavior, if you've been bad he gives you a soil specimen of the place you are gonna end up when you die :twisted: .

It all adds up I'm tellin' you :lol: . (*cough*)
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