I collect religious propaganda, and trinkets. I was watching Peter Poppoff on tv the other day. He has a faith healing show on one of the god channels, where he is curing people of arthritis, cancer, and drug addiction withdrawals. He offers this "Miracle Spring Water" for free! This water is guaranteed to cure any ailment.
I couldn't resist to call and order some for my missing pinky toe, that I lost on a spaceship as I was escaping a recent alien abduction.
I explained the situation to the person on the phone, and that I desperately wanted to grow my pinky toe back. So she added me to the prayer list, and sent me the water.
I got my water today. It is not all that easy to apply. You have to sleep with it a night, then do some praying and a few more rituals, then send $12.00, and drink the water.
Just thought I would share.
