dromedaryhump1 wrote:Thanks to Lone, I'm now I'm thinking of expanding my Eternal Earth-Bound Pets post rapture pet rescue services to christians' kids who are left behind.
I trust they won't mind sharing a kennel with a dog or cat.
anthonyvh wrote:I think you're making a mistake by expanding into orphanage services. At least the pets you rescue will still all be atheists.
dromedaryhump1 wrote:Easy guys...i was only kidding about post rapture child rescue. They don't do well on kibble. I know, I've tried it on my kids.
Don't worry, if you ordered it from me and not amazon it comes in a plain brown package ... with Satan's Photo on it, and the words "Jesus Takes It Up the Ass" in bold print.
You should be fine.
anthonyvh wrote:This conversation got me on a thought tangent about business opportunities that prey on religious suckers. I was thinking about an insurance company that sells pedophile insurance for parochial school students, but then I realized I'd probably have to pay out quite often.
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