I propose we rename Easter to Sleaster, or perhaps Sleazter, to commemorate the sleaziness of Christianity and its authority figures, on so many levels.
Perhaps commemorate isn't the right word here. Anyhow I do feel a desire everytime I hear a reference to Easter, to disassociate myself from it and to be disrespectful of it. Referring to it with a joke name seems to help. Does anyone else have any suggestions?
Anyhow, Happy Sleaster everyone!